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1 decade ago
KYR_SP33DY KILLL MEEEEE?!!??!
1 decade ago
I spread my åss cheeks for Shrek He penetrates my bütthole It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek I can feel my bütt tearing as my eyes start to water I push against his force I want to please Shrek He roars a mighty roar as he fills my bütt with his love My dad walks in Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says "Its all ogre now" Shrek leaves through my window Shrek is love, Shrek is life
1 decade ago
He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep Im crying now, and my face hurts I lay in bed and its really cold A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me Its shrek I am so happy He whispers in to ear "this is my swamp He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees I'm ready
1 decade ago
Shrek Is Love Shrek is Life. I was only 9 years old I loved shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies I pray to shrek every night before bed thanking him for the life I've been given. Shrek is love I say, Shrek is life My dad overhears me and calls me a faggœt I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek I called him a cünt